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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,909th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,100th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,808th
The Federation of the Republics of
Father Knows Best State
God, Sovereignty, Work, Progress, Homeland, Liberty
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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United Federation of Portugal

Population2.256 billion

CapitalFederal District of Lisbon
LeaderSupreme President Silva
FaithRoman Catholic Christianity


The Federation of the Republics of United Federation of Portugal is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Supreme President Silva with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, otherworldly petting zoo, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.256 billion Portuguese are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Federal District of Lisbon. The average income tax rate is 36.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Portuguese economy, worth 279 trillion Escudoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 123,999 Escudoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

The justice of United Federation of Portugal is considered superior to that of other nations, religious education is a new government priority, the roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away, and the United Federation of Portugal Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Federation of Portugal's national animal is the Rooster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Roman Catholic Christianity.

United Federation of Portugal is ranked 33,432nd in the world and 6th in Londinium for Most Stationary, with 381.13209635308 Days.

Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,909thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,100thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,808thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,024thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,095thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,134thLargest Retail Industry: 12,356thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,310thMost Influential: 14,159thMost Cultured: 14,667thMost Efficient Economies: 15,006thMost Developed: 15,483rd
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 3 » The United Barbaros, The Serene Celeste Colony, and Nohimanka.

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