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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,445thLowest Crime Rates: 1,745thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,037th
The Military Congress of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Ut patriae decori coniunxerat
General Black Jack
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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United Federation Of Pancakes

Population10.79 billion

CapitalMaple Wood UFP
LeaderGeneral Black Jack
FaithThe Order of Maple

CurrencyMaple Syrup
AnimalPancakes

The Military Congress of United Federation Of Pancakes is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by General Black Jack with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.79 billion Pancakesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maple Wood UFP. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Pancakesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,253 trillion Maple Syrups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 208,886 Maple Syrups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, biology and religious education classes have recently been merged, neighbourhood gossips whip up controversy about those receiving adult merchandise, and foreign policy is based upon the principle of sieve and take. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Federation Of Pancakes's national animal is the Pancakes, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Order of Maple.

United Federation Of Pancakes is ranked 178,989th in the world and 217th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.92 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,445thLowest Crime Rates: 1,745thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,037thLargest Governments: 2,081stTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,618thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,734thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,198thMost Influential: 3,211thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,486thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,531stHealthiest Citizens: 3,542ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,016thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,101stMost Developed: 4,238thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,260thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,330thMost Efficient Economies: 4,773rdHighest Average Incomes: 5,961stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,018thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,131stLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,698thHighest Economic Output: 7,209thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,760thSmartest Citizens: 7,957thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,521stMost Cultured: 9,254thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,820thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,853rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,379thMost Authoritarian: 10,952ndTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 14,024thLargest Mining Sector: 14,973rdBest Weather: 15,545th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 18th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 20th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21st in the regionLargest Populations: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 23rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 25th in the regionMost Cultured: 25th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 26th in the regionMost Influential: 27th in the regionMost Inclusive: 30th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in United Federation Of Pancakes, foreign policy is based upon the principle of sieve and take.
  • : Following new legislation in United Federation Of Pancakes, neighbourhood gossips whip up controversy about those receiving adult merchandise.
  • : Following new legislation in United Federation Of Pancakes, biology and religious education classes have recently been merged.
  • : Following new legislation in United Federation Of Pancakes, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
  • : Following new legislation in United Federation Of Pancakes, on-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life.
  • : Following new legislation in United Federation Of Pancakes, the nation's most popular sport is sabotaging foreigners' hopes and dreams.
  • : Following new legislation in United Federation Of Pancakes, the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime.
  • : Following new legislation in United Federation Of Pancakes, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms.
  • : Following new legislation in United Federation Of Pancakes, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding".
  • : Following new legislation in United Federation Of Pancakes, shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities.

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