by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,641st Lowest Crime Rates: 2,122nd Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,367th
The Military Junta of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Down the Betrayers! Rise Pancakes!
General Black Jack
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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United Federation Of Pancakes

Population7.898 billion

CapitalMaple Wood UFP
LeaderGeneral Black Jack
FaithThe Order of Maple

CurrencyMaple Syrup

The Military Junta of United Federation Of Pancakes is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by General Black Jack with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.898 billion Pancakesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maple Wood UFP. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Pancakesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,528 trillion Maple Syrups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 193,540 Maple Syrups, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal, vacationing Pancakesians expect to be treated as royalty, amorous nobles always bring the same disappointing gift to weddings, and modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Federation Of Pancakes's national animal is the Pancakes, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Order of Maple.

United Federation Of Pancakes is ranked 34,771st in the world and 200th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 3,858.09 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,641stTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,122ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,367thLargest Governments: 2,408thMost Influential: 2,838thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,933rdMost Subsidized Industry: 3,100thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,410thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,600thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,660thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,821stMost Corrupt Governments: 3,886thHealthiest Citizens: 4,005thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,211thMost Developed: 4,540thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,669thMost Authoritarian: 5,184thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,407thMost Efficient Economies: 5,585thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,617thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,231stHighest Average Incomes: 6,337thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,632ndLargest Welfare Programs: 6,698thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,993rdLongest Average Lifespans: 7,050thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,076thTop
Highest Economic Output: 8,829thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,284thSmartest Citizens: 9,434thBest Weather: 11,442ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,493rdMost Cultured: 12,357thMost Extreme: 12,686thMost Conservative: 14,435thLargest Mining Sector: 16,040th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 14th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 19th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 19th in the regionLargest Governments: 20th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Developed: 22nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 24th in the regionMost Influential: 25th in the regionMost Stationary: 27th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 27th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 32nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 33rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 36th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 36th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 40th in the regionBest Weather: 41st in the regionLargest Populations: 42nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 43rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 43rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 44th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 51st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 53rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 53rd in the regionMost Cultured: 55th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 56th in the regionMost Extreme: 63rd in the region

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