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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,848thLargest Gambling Industry: 22,353rd
The United States of
Father Knows Best State
Fart!
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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United Fartland

Population3.263 billion

CurrencyDollar
AnimalFartHorse

The United States of United Fartland is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 3.263 billion United Fartlandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.9%.

The strong United Fartlandian economy, worth 206 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 63,422 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Fartland's national animal is the FartHorse, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

United Fartland is ranked 137,966th in the world and 3,745th in Osiris for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 30.6 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,848thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 22,353rd
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 328th in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 841st in the region

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