The Aeuropanist Republic of United Departments Of Europe is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Commission President Overhill with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.744 billion Europeans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lyon. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient United Departments Of European economy, worth 265 trillion European Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 152,023 European Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, some electoral districts are without a representative as they are stuck with perpetual revotes, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, and school kids who pretend to drive imaginary cars get a social worker and a police observer assigned to them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Departments Of Europe's national animal is the Mute Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

United Departments Of Europe is ranked 231,958^th in the world and 196^th in Isle Of Wooloo Kingdom for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -11.87 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.