The God its hard logining in of United Democratic Night State is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Mr Night with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, vat-grown people, and national health service. The compassionate population of 1.133 billion Nighties have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Noir City. The average income tax rate is 77.7%.

The all-consuming Nightful economy, worth 144 trillion Spriteses a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 127,737 Spriteses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

The "blue screen of death" forces many trials to be either aborted or restarted, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, and almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Democratic Night State's national animal is the Tardigrade, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United Democratic Night State is ranked 12,509^th in the world and 50^th in The Free Nations Region for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,645.92 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.