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Most Primitive: 415th Most Ignorant Citizens: 801st Most Devout: 2,356th
The Fascist Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Father is dear, Mother is dear, but Party is dearer!
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Power
Founder
Civil Rights
Outlawed
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Political Freedom
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United Dawetidish Empire

Population2.891 billion

CapitalTrungking
LeaderSeu Ngieh-yoi
FaithSeungiehyoiism

Currencyyuen
Animaldragon

The Fascist Dictatorship of United Dawetidish Empire is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Seu Ngieh-yoi with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, anti-smoking policies, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.891 billion Dawetids are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trungking. The average income tax rate is 75.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Dawetidish economy, worth 236 trillion yuens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 81,739 yuens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens compete to guess the time between the royal lady's contractions, the national shouting contest has become an important part of the electoral process, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, and exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Dawetidish Empire's national animal is the dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Seungiehyoiism.

United Dawetidish Empire is ranked 28,548th in the world and 2nd in Puppets of Dawetid for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 5,088.15 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Most Primitive: 415thMost Ignorant Citizens: 801stTop
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Most Devout: 2,356thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,519thMost Conservative: 3,599thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,739thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,765thLargest Black Market: 4,854thMost Avoided: 4,896thMost Authoritarian: 7,560thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,610thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,015thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,559thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,287thMost Extreme: 17,085thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,484th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in United Dawetidish Empire, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end.
  • : Following new legislation in United Dawetidish Empire, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals.
  • : Following new legislation in United Dawetidish Empire, the national shouting contest has become an important part of the electoral process.
  • : Following new legislation in United Dawetidish Empire, citizens compete to guess the time between the royal lady's contractions.
  • : Following new legislation in United Dawetidish Empire, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags.
  • : Following new legislation in United Dawetidish Empire, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.
  • : Following new legislation in United Dawetidish Empire, foreign musicians that Seu Ngieh-yoi dislikes are turned away at the border.
  • : Following new legislation in United Dawetidish Empire, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.
  • : United Dawetidish Empire was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in United Dawetidish Empire, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons.

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