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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,823rdMost Influential: 2,657thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,394th
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United Crumburrtha Federation

Population994 million

LeaderPresident Kydirov

CurrencyFederation Credits
AnimalFederal Bear

The Federation of United Crumburrtha Federation is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Kydirov with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed population of 994 million United Crumburrtha Federationians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crumlind. The average income tax rate is 64.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong United Crumburrtha Federationian economy, worth 99.3 trillion Federation Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 99,921 Federation Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional, the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, and local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Crumburrtha Federation's national animal is the Federal Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United Crumburrtha Federation is ranked 27,527th in the world and 888th in the South Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 86.31 Years.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,823rdTop
Most Influential: 2,657thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,394thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,359thTop
Most Secular: 10,883rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,187thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,553rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,013thLargest Retail Industry: 15,621stHighest Drug Use: 18,361stLargest Black Market: 18,967thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,325thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,905th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 144th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 193rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 260th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 282nd in the regionMost Influential: 336th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 340th in the regionMost Secular: 382nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 415th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 447th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 456th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 506th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 581st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 686th in the regionLargest Governments: 753rd in the region

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