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The Commonwealth of United Counties of Escanaba is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by J R R Tolkien with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 10.277 billion Escanabans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Great Bend. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 63.1%.

The frighteningly efficient United Counties of Escanaban economy, worth a remarkable 1,494 trillion Rois a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 145,457 Rois, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 617,846 per year while the poor average 22,071, a ratio of 28.0 to 1.

Businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems, legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass, disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects, and even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious. Crime is totally unknown. United Counties of Escanaba's national animal is the snowy owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United Counties of Escanaba is ranked 138,961st in the world and 33rd in Eternal Scholars for Most Stationary, with 8.35416132 Days.

Most Efficient Economies: 3rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 632ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,035thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 1,821stMost Politically Free: 2,951stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2,996thMost Cultured: 3,059thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,247thMost Developed: 3,460thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,706thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,172ndSmartest Citizens: 4,175thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,462ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,993rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,358thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,701stHighest Economic Output: 6,013thMost Extreme: 6,451stNudest: 6,774thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,114thNicest Citizens: 7,170thTop
Safest: 7,999thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,233rdBest Weather: 11,054thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,357thHighest Average Incomes: 11,481stLargest Populations: 11,862ndMost Advanced Public Education: 13,001stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,171stMost Secular: 13,518thMost Pro-Market: 15,277thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,574thMost Inclusive: 15,722ndLargest Governments: 15,843rd
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the region

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