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Most Patriotic: 14,386thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,275thMost Ignorant Citizens: 19,282nd
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
It's not illegal if you don't get caught.
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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United Cocainia

Population557 million

CapitalHavana

CurrencyCocainian Dollar
AnimalMaggot

The Empire of United Cocainia is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 557 million Cocainians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Havana. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.7%.

The very strong Cocainian economy, worth 37.5 trillion Cocainian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 67,253 Cocainian Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

All artwork is carefully screened for offensive material, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, the police double as repo men, and the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Cocainia's national animal is the Maggot.

United Cocainia is ranked 216,940th in the world and 15th in Caribbean for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -6.48 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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10%
Most Patriotic: 14,386thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,275thMost Ignorant Citizens: 19,282ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,149thMost Authoritarian: 21,358thMost Conservative: 24,000thMost Corrupt Governments: 26,108th
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10%
Most Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : United Cocainia's influence in Caribbean rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : United Cocainia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in United Cocainia, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire.
  • : Following new legislation in United Cocainia, the police double as repo men.
  • : Following new legislation in United Cocainia, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework.
  • : Following new legislation in United Cocainia, all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material.
  • : Following new legislation in United Cocainia, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets.
  • : Following new legislation in United Cocainia, organisations with 800 in their phone number are often raided by special forces.
  • : Following new legislation in United Cocainia, universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes.
  • : United Cocainia changed its national capital to "Havana".

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