The Third Federation of United Citizens Republics is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Citizens' Chancellor Artyom Johansson with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless population of 20.806 billion Columbians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Columbia. The income tax rate is 100.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Columbian economy, worth a remarkable 8,947 trillion FSDS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 430,028 FSDS, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,219,021 per year while the poor average 121,235, a ratio of 10.1 to 1.

The military has gone fission for more funding, flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work, and spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches. Crime is totally unknown. United Citizens Republics's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United Citizens Republics is ranked 979^th in the world and 38^th in Osiris for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 13,399.38 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.