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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 147thMost Efficient Economies: 255thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 277th
The Third Federation of
Capitalist Paradise
Servitium Fert Ordinem, Ordinem Fert Unitate
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Civil Rights
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United Citizens Republics

Population24.206 billion

CapitalColumbia
LeaderCitizens' Chancellor Artyom Johansson

CurrencyFSD
AnimalVetrallian Falcon

The Third Federation of United Citizens Republics is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Citizens' Chancellor Artyom Johansson with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 24.206 billion Columbians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Columbia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Columbian economy, worth an astonishing 10,886 trillion FSDS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 449,735 FSDS, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

Columbian soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting, the Hanging Gardens account for half of Columbia's water use, patriots insist that size does matter, and police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United Citizens Republics's national animal is the Vetrallian Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United Citizens Republics is ranked 315th in the world and 6th in Osiris for Most Developed, scoring 99.35 on the Human Development Index.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 147thMost Efficient Economies: 255thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 277thMost Scientifically Advanced: 286thLargest Governments: 313thMost Developed: 315thLongest Average Lifespans: 342ndHealthiest Citizens: 374thLowest Crime Rates: 486thSmartest Citizens: 511thHighest Economic Output: 539thHighest Average Incomes: 582ndMost Patriotic: 635thHighest Average Tax Rates: 647thMost Cultured: 668thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 697thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 700thLargest Insurance Industry: 841stMost Subsidized Industry: 846thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 880thHighest Food Quality: 907thLargest Information Technology Sector: 946thMost Corrupt Governments: 972ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 994thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,228thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,358thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,629thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,893rdMost Inclusive: 2,119thMost Secular: 2,167thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,217thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,465thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,951stTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,683rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,143rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,959thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,424thLargest Mining Sector: 5,679thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,129thLargest Populations: 6,182ndMost Advanced Public Education: 6,222ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,448thLargest Black Market: 7,947thLargest Retail Industry: 9,560thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,767thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,079thMost Influential: 12,703rdTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,844thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 24,920th
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Most Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Patriotic: 15th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 21st in the regionMost Cultured: 21st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 21st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 22nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 30th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 33rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 35th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 40th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 47th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 53rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 54th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 55th in the regionMost Inclusive: 72nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 79th in the regionMost Secular: 85th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 88th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 102nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 104th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 104th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 140th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 142nd in the regionMost Influential: 147th in the regionLargest Populations: 166th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 215th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 219th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 250th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 254th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 260th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 281st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 325th in the regionLargest Black Market: 372nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 517th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 518th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 770th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 828th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in United Citizens Republics, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.
  • : Following new legislation in United Citizens Republics, patriots insist that size does matter.
  • : Following new legislation in United Citizens Republics, the Hanging Gardens account for half of Columbia's water use.
  • : Following new legislation in United Citizens Republics, Columbian soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting.
  • : Following new legislation in United Citizens Republics, economics is a shrinking field.
  • : Following new legislation in United Citizens Republics, the law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it.
  • : United Citizens Republics was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in United Citizens Republics, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem.
  • : Following new legislation in United Citizens Republics, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
  • : Following new legislation in United Citizens Republics, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.

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