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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 167thHighest Poor Incomes: 300thMost Developed: 313th
The Third Federation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Servitium Fert Ordinem, Ordinem Fert Unitate
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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United Citizens Republics

Population21.634 billion

CapitalColumbia
LeaderCitizens' Chancellor Artyom Johansson

CurrencyFSD
AnimalPeregrine Falcon

The Third Federation of United Citizens Republics is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Citizens' Chancellor Artyom Johansson with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, humorless population of 21.634 billion Columbians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Columbia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Columbian economy, worth a remarkable 9,304 trillion FSDS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 430,068 FSDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Euthanasia is legal, the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment, Big Brother is still watching even when your big brother is dead, and sleazy politicians exploit the Parliamentary Code of Conduct to purge their rivals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United Citizens Republics's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United Citizens Republics is ranked 2,456th in the world and 111th in Osiris for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 8,830.06 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 167thHighest Poor Incomes: 300thMost Developed: 313thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 314thLongest Average Lifespans: 344thMost Efficient Economies: 346thMost Scientifically Advanced: 361stHealthiest Citizens: 404thLargest Governments: 411thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 575thHighest Economic Output: 594thHighest Average Incomes: 603rdSmartest Citizens: 643rdLowest Crime Rates: 644thMost Cultured: 683rdHighest Food Quality: 882ndMost Patriotic: 894thHighest Average Tax Rates: 898thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 912thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,039thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,131stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,191stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,298thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,345thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,449thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,464thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,988thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,189thMost Inclusive: 2,347thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,419thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,456thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,117thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,525thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,682ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,167thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,340thLargest Populations: 6,485thMost Influential: 6,836thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,884thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,051stMost Secular: 8,643rdLargest Mining Sector: 8,721stMost Advanced Public Education: 8,813thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,517thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 11,479thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 21,328thMost Stationary: 21,556th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 15th in the regionMost Patriotic: 16th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 17th in the regionMost Cultured: 17th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 20th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 23rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 28th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 34th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 39th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 42nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 47th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 48th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 52nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 59th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 61st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 65th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 69th in the regionMost Inclusive: 76th in the regionMost Influential: 84th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 111th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 116th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 127th in the regionLargest Populations: 152nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 161st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 186th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 223rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 248th in the regionMost Stationary: 296th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 302nd in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 359th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 375th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 412th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 431st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 453rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 477th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 614th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in United Citizens Republics, sleazy politicians exploit the Parliamentary Code of Conduct to purge their rivals.
  • : Following new legislation in United Citizens Republics, Big Brother is still watching even when your big brother is dead.
  • : Following new legislation in United Citizens Republics, the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment.
  • : Following new legislation in United Citizens Republics, euthanasia is legal.
  • : Following new legislation in United Citizens Republics, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof.
  • : Following new legislation in United Citizens Republics, senior citizens are often found slaving away in factories.
  • : Following new legislation in United Citizens Republics, nations that kill a Columbian can expect a strongly worded letter.
  • : Following new legislation in United Citizens Republics, pretty hair and tight shorts are considered to be essentials for successful political lobbyists.
  • : Following new legislation in United Citizens Republics, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding".
  • : Following new legislation in United Citizens Republics, computers have been put in control of the economy to keep computers from controlling the economy.

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