The Third Federation of United Citizens Republics is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Citizens' Chancellor Artyom Johansson with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 24.206 billion Columbians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Columbia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Columbian economy, worth an astonishing 10,886 trillion FSDS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 449,735 FSDS, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

Columbian soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting, the Hanging Gardens account for half of Columbia's water use, patriots insist that size does matter, and police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United Citizens Republics's national animal is the Vetrallian Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United Citizens Republics is ranked 315^th in the world and 6^th in Osiris for Most Developed, scoring 99.35 on the Human Development Index.