The Third Federation of United Citizens Republics is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Citizens' Chancellor Artyom Johansson with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, humorless population of 21.634 billion Columbians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Columbia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Columbian economy, worth a remarkable 9,304 trillion FSDS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 430,068 FSDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Euthanasia is legal, the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment, Big Brother is still watching even when your big brother is dead, and sleazy politicians exploit the Parliamentary Code of Conduct to purge their rivals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United Citizens Republics's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United Citizens Republics is ranked 2,456^th in the world and 111^th in Osiris for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 8,830.06 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.