The Kingdom of United Cannibal Tribes is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Ratu Udre Udre II with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 3.587 billion United Cannibal Tribesmens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A small group of huts in the forest. The average income tax rate is 80.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong United Cannibal Tribesian economy, worth 262 trillion Stoneses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 73,241 Stoneses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, warning signs caution United Cannibal Tribesmens where they may fall off 'the edge of the world', hospitals scramble for new disinfectants following a ban on rubbing alcohol, and citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Cannibal Tribes's national animal is the Great White Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

United Cannibal Tribes is ranked 38,088^th in the world and 2,390^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.49 law-abiding acts per hour.