The Totally Not A Nerd of United Calanworie is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Aav Lacerta with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.891 billion United Calanworieans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 86.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming United Calanworiean economy, worth 475 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 97,295 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, most of the population has had bad experiences with hoes, and getting an autograph has become harder than ever. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Calanworie's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United Calanworie is ranked 1,376^th in the world and 4^th in Karma for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 540.97 Bank.