Population | 12.437 billion |
Leader | Lily Lacerta |
Currency | vapor |
Animal | essence |
The Ooooh what does this button do!? Channeling the inner DeeDee from Dexter's laboratory, now with mod powers and additional buttons to explore and push! of United Calanworie is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Lily Lacerta with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.437 billion United Calanworieans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 89.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient United Calanworiean economy, worth a remarkable 1,378 trillion vapors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 110,798 vapors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, stuttering trypanophobes are doomed never to marry, the army consists of only generals and grunts, and the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Calanworie's national animal is the essence, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
United Calanworie is ranked 121,000th in the world and 3,216th in the Rejected Realms for Most Average, scoring 39.44 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : United Calanworie was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
- : United Calanworie was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Elaribel.
- : United Calanworie was endorsed by The Industrial Empire Technology of Damirgunian.
- : United Calanworie voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Jar Wattinree".
- : United Calanworie voted against the World Assembly Resolution " Obesity Awareness".
- : United Calanworie was endorsed by The Queendom of Sarotte.
- : United Calanworie was endorsed by The Holy Gold National Autonomy of Of the drug addicts.
- : United Calanworie was endorsed by The United States of Neo Imperial America.
- : United Calanworie was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Grand Duchy of Courage Caverns, curing 1 million infected.
- : United Calanworie was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies and Most Zombified.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 80 » Orcuo, Toerana, Farrakhan, ThePerfectSociety, Hyponichtmallieturam, Southern German, Angbhand, Emeseses, Beezertopia, Old Blackwood, Masters86, North Valeria, Swordbreak, Korvias, Crazy Firemen, Delight, Goobergunchia, Lux Prima, Arinteriswith, Precisely Nothing, Allwarts, Free Eridan, Khantashonia, Liberza, Golexald, The Daeldo Empire, Sestabolgia, Andromeda Islands, Super Mega Awesome, Vas Normandy, Alcrestia Liakar, Rubian Empire, DisregardWork, Perfect Sublime Masters, Saavir Yuvon, Aianistan, Panormia, PYT, Singu1arity, Cleo and Topaz, Lederland, Alymurh, Octapia, Regione Calabria, Silap Inua, Courage Caverns, Stralfcyde, Dimetrodon Empire, Syndicasia, Mariinsk, and 30 others.Federated Ugasque Countries, Giangsang, Three Galaxies, Tungstan, Heltan, Nyogatene, Ipotehm, Land of bird, The Death Anecdote, East Owenistan, Kingdom Of Englands, Bans Chum, Ording Drublene, Shuddera, Hatterland, Strachostan, Isle of Melitae SPQR, RIBBON EELS, Umburn, Rarmania, Chocolatistan, Salivatan, KORSIYAQ, Ligmabaels, New Anarchisticstan, Neo Imperial America, Of the drug addicts, Sarotte, Damirgunian, and Elaribel.