The Ooooh what does this button do!? Channeling the inner DeeDee from Dexter's laboratory, now with mod powers and additional buttons to explore and push! of United Calanworie is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Lily Lacerta with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.118 billion United Calanworieans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 89.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient United Calanworiean economy, worth a remarkable 1,004 trillion vapors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 110,193 vapors, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Untold millions of vapors are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme, penny whistles have been rebranded 'tin hornpipes', celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by Lily Lacerta, and bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Calanworie's national animal is the essence, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United Calanworie is ranked 21,653^rd in the world and 45^th in The League for Most Secular, with 58.84 Atheism Rate.