The What Does This Button Do of United Calanworie is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lily Lacerta with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.21 billion United Calanworieans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 87.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming United Calanworiean economy, worth 732 trillion vapors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 101,647 vapors, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", one does not simply walk into the tundra, and ordinary soldiers trade rumors about the top secret "Death From Above" project. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Calanworie's national animal is the essence, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United Calanworie is ranked 254,854^th in the world and 229^th in Karma for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.82 crimes per hour.