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Best Weather: 1,589thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,638thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,724th
The People's Ordained Kingdom of
Left-wing Utopia
For the cactus, we thank
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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United cacti of Estaban

Population5.263 billion

CapitalEstaban city
LeaderKing Estaban

CurrencyEstabanian cacti
AnimalCactus

The People's Ordained Kingdom of United cacti of Estaban is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Estaban with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.263 billion Estabanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Estaban city. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Estabanian economy, worth 909 trillion Estabanian cactis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 172,881 Estabanian cactis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, every workday begins with group therapy, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, and retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites. Crime is totally unknown. United cacti of Estaban's national animal is the Cactus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United cacti of Estaban is ranked 264,320th in the world and 1st in Cactus union for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -19.9 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Best Weather: 1,589thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,638thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,724thMost Inclusive: 1,957thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,992ndNicest Citizens: 2,010thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,026thMost Pacifist: 2,180thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,268thSafest: 2,514thHighest Food Quality: 2,554thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,820thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,833rdLongest Average Lifespans: 2,921stMost Developed: 2,943rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,002ndMost Advanced Public Education: 3,051stHealthiest Citizens: 3,153rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,262ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,738thSmartest Citizens: 3,760thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,795thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,975thLargest Governments: 4,303rdLargest Publishing Industry: 4,574thMost Cultured: 5,024thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,222ndMost Rebellious Youth: 6,470thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,645thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,378thLowest Crime Rates: 7,431stMost Efficient Economies: 7,690thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,865thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,143rdHighest Average Incomes: 11,028thMost Secular: 12,087thTop
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Most Income Equality: 14,317thHighest Economic Output: 24,606thMost Influential: 25,461st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : United cacti of Estaban proposed constructing embassies between Cactus union and Novo Brasil.
  • : United cacti of Estaban voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The Voice of ARB".
  • : United cacti of Estaban voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protections During Territorial Transitions".
  • : Following new legislation in United cacti of Estaban, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • : Following new legislation in United cacti of Estaban, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in United cacti of Estaban, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Following new legislation in United cacti of Estaban, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
  • : Following new legislation in United cacti of Estaban, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Estabanians.
  • : Following new legislation in United cacti of Estaban, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks.
  • : Following new legislation in United cacti of Estaban, bins outnumber trees in city parks.

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