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The People's Ordained Kingdom of
Left-wing Utopia
For the cactus, we thank
Influence
Hermit
Governor
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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United cacti of Estaban

Population9.047 billion

CapitalEstaban city
LeaderKing Estaban

CurrencyEstabanian cacti
AnimalCactus

The People's Ordained Kingdom of United cacti of Estaban is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by King Estaban with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.047 billion Estabanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Estaban city. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Estabanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,675 trillion Estabanian cactis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 185,152 Estabanian cactis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, and 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song. Crime is totally unknown. United cacti of Estaban's national animal is the Cactus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United cacti of Estaban is ranked 5,613th in the world and 1st in Cactus Union for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 16 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,149thBest Weather: 1,322ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,428thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,540thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,544thMost Inclusive: 1,558thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,578thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,620thNicest Citizens: 1,639thMost Pacifist: 1,690thMost Developed: 2,059thHighest Food Quality: 2,089thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,238thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,334thSafest: 2,336thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,444thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,528thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,566thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,575thHealthiest Citizens: 2,803rdTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,223rdSmartest Citizens: 3,245thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,350thLargest Governments: 3,547thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,047thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,639thMost Cultured: 4,808thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,847thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,613thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,747thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,948thLowest Crime Rates: 7,494thMost Efficient Economies: 8,317thMost Secular: 12,359thHighest Average Incomes: 12,818thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,519thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 15,967thMost Income Equality: 16,838thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 28,850th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : United cacti of Estaban was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : United cacti of Estaban was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Following new legislation in United cacti of Estaban, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song.
  • : United cacti of Estaban voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Right of Emigration"".
  • : Following new legislation in United cacti of Estaban, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
  • : Following new legislation in United cacti of Estaban, visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage.
  • : Following new legislation in United cacti of Estaban, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins.
  • : United cacti of Estaban voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Juvenile Life Sentences without Parole".
  • : Following new legislation in United cacti of Estaban, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge.
  • : Following new legislation in United cacti of Estaban, flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug.

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