The Bongian Islamic States of United Bongo States of the New America is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Ahmed Rise Abdullah Yahya Majalat with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.935 billion Bongians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coconut the Monkey City. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Bongian economy, worth 362 trillion Bongian Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 123,351 Bongian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Calling dibs is an unalienable right, a government program is underway to revitalize United Bongo States of the New America's beaches, sushi is sold on the black market, and popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Bongo States of the New America's national animal is the Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

United Bongo States of the New America is ranked 61,749^th in the world and 99^th in The Bongos United for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 73.39 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.