The Community of United Baby is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 325 million Babies are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Spirituality, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cute Baby City. The average income tax rate is 79.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish United Babyian economy, worth 10.5 trillion Baby Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 32,187 Baby Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The stock market has been destroyed for its own protection, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, the government is financing an extremely costly war against malaria, and children fear compulsory visits to their spiritual advisors more than the dentist. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Baby's national animal is the Baby Animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United Baby is ranked 175,674^th in the world and 96^th in Aspen for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,087.79 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.