The Constitutional Monarchy of United Avian Kingdom is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Bluesworth II with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.11 billion United Avians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aviania. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient United Avian economy, worth a remarkable 1,349 trillion UAK Seeds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 166,360 UAK Seeds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy, and a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation. Crime is totally unknown. United Avian Kingdom's national animal is the Blue Jay, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Glaux.

United Avian Kingdom is ranked 7,985^th in the world and 2^nd in Aviania REBORN for Lowest Crime Rates, with 105.56 law-abiding acts per hour.