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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,384thHighest Crime Rates: 4,768thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,109th
The Afrikaner Peoples State of
Benevolent Dictatorship
Advance, Australasia - Vooruit Australasië
Predecessor State
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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United Australasian Commonwealth

Population646 million



The Afrikaner Peoples State of United Australasian Commonwealth is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 646 million Australasians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canberra. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The very strong Australasian economy, worth 31.6 trillion Rand a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is 48,955 Rand, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 188,225 per year while the poor average 8,768, a ratio of 21.5 to 1.

Leader has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Canberra for fear of causing a fuss, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, and the same 646 social media bloggers always loudly and immediately agree with Leader's every word on Twitcher. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. United Australasian Commonwealth's national animal is the Springbok, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

United Australasian Commonwealth is ranked 209,851st in the world and 11th in Federation of Australasian States for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 508.8 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,384thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 4,768thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,109thMost Armed: 12,048thTop
Fattest Citizens: 13,178thHighest Drug Use: 17,694thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22,895thMost Cheerful Citizens: 23,441st
Most Armed: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the region

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