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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,039thHighest Crime Rates: 4,479thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,119th
The Soviet Union of
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President Mikhail Gorbachev
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United Australasian Commonwealth

Population3.373 billion

LeaderPresident Mikhail Gorbachev
FaithAfrikaner Peoples Catholic Church


The Soviet Union of United Australasian Commonwealth is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Mikhail Gorbachev with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 3.373 billion Australasians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brussels. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The thriving Australasian economy, worth 184 trillion Rand a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is 54,738 Rand, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 216,525 per year while the poor average 9,361, a ratio of 23.1 to 1.

The "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Brussels Times is sold out, rich people sell their mansions to pay for endless rows of mobile homes, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, and President Mikhail Gorbachev claims to be the epitome of family values. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. United Australasian Commonwealth's national animal is the Springbok, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Afrikaner Peoples Catholic Church.

United Australasian Commonwealth is ranked 241,380th in the world and 5th in United Australasian Commonwealth for Most Income Equality, scoring 4.32 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,039thHighest Crime Rates: 4,479thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,119thFattest Citizens: 8,374thMost Avoided: 8,711thMost Armed: 12,611thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 15,142ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,382ndHighest Drug Use: 21,720thMost Cheerful Citizens: 24,892nd

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