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Most Armed: 3,053rd Rudest Citizens: 3,336th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,561st
The Republic of
New York Times Democracy
Freedom, Justice, Unity
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Civil Rights
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Economy
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United Atlantic Provinces

Population906 million

CapitalVilla Ventura
LeaderRafael Ponta-Delgado

Currencydevlon
Animalrabbit

The Republic of United Atlantic Provinces is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Rafael Ponta-Delgado with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 906 million Provincians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Villa Ventura. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Provincian economy, worth 112 trillion devlons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 123,676 devlons, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were, kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, and business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United Atlantic Provinces's national animal is the rabbit, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

United Atlantic Provinces is ranked 3,882nd in the world and 61st in The East Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 27.01 Obesity Rate.

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Most Armed: 3,053rdRudest Citizens: 3,336thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,561stFattest Citizens: 3,882ndLargest Retail Industry: 4,108thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,457thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,584thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,660thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,700thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,931stMost Influential: 11,011thLargest Mining Sector: 12,957thMost Efficient Economies: 13,625thMost Devout: 13,826thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,337thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,074th
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Most Armed: 52nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 61st in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 76th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 82nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 108th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 109th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 112th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 244th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 255th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 301st in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 329th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 362nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 394th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 410th in the regionMost Devout: 428th in the regionLargest Black Market: 436th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 496th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 527th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 570th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 579th in the regionMost Developed: 595th in the regionMost Influential: 602nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 623rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in United Atlantic Provinces, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
  • : Following new legislation in United Atlantic Provinces, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.
  • : United Atlantic Provinces was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in United Atlantic Provinces, kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes.
  • : Following new legislation in United Atlantic Provinces, antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were.
  • : United Atlantic Provinces was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in United Atlantic Provinces, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.
  • : Following new legislation in United Atlantic Provinces, the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies".
  • : Following new legislation in United Atlantic Provinces, if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Provincian satellites can detect it.
  • : Following new legislation in United Atlantic Provinces, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government.

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