The Æsir Federation of United Asgardian States is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Thor Odinson of Asgard with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.863 billion Asgardians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Asgard. The average income tax rate is 86.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Asgardian economy, worth 844 trillion Asgardian Credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,083 Asgardian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, and nose plugs are the latest Asgardian fashion accessory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United Asgardian States's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is OdinForce.

United Asgardian States is ranked 69,291^st in the world and 2,839^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,231.34 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.