The Midgardian Federation of United Asgardian States is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by King Thor Odinson of Asgard with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.921 billion Asgardians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Asgard. The average income tax rate is 92.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Asgardian economy, worth a remarkable 1,217 trillion Asgardian Credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 153,654 Asgardian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Asgardian Navy, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street", and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United Asgardian States's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is OdinForce.

United Asgardian States is ranked 28,996^th in the world and 1,493^rd in The North Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 72.28 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.