The Æsir Federation of United Asgardian States is a massive, genial nation, ruled by King Thor Odinson of Asgard with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, national health service, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.982 billion Asgardians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Asgard. The average income tax rate is 84.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Asgardian economy, worth 711 trillion Asgardian Credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 142,879 Asgardian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pro-life activists often lecture pregnant women undergoing routine prenatal screening, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, citizens have to dodge their neighbors' drones while getting the morning paper, and political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United Asgardian States's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is OdinForce.

United Asgardian States is ranked 184,828^th in the world and 7,653^rd in The North Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 373 milliStalins.