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Most Secular: 1,673rdMost Influential: 5,096thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,258th
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United Angeer

Population2.636 billion

FaithThe Church of Sacc Mylk


The People's Republic of United Angeer is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, pith helmet sales, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.636 billion United Angeerians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming United Angeerian economy, worth 345 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 131,202 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The only Maxxmas gift frontline troops receive from officers is a bullet with the enemy's name on it, United Angeerian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, it's not mass murder when the government does it, and retirement apartments house giggling grannies who delightedly watch blank TVs all day long. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Angeer's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Church of Sacc Mylk.

United Angeer is ranked 232,187th in the world and 105th in Social Technocratic Union for Most Primitive, scoring -320.47 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Secular: 1,673rdTop
Most Influential: 5,096thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,258thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,013thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,527thLowest Crime Rates: 7,307thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,645thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,740thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,074thLargest Governments: 10,822ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,091stMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,930thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,985thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,660thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,955thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,499thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,034thLargest Black Market: 16,039thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,857thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,863rdLargest Welfare Programs: 17,046thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,228thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,260thLargest Mining Sector: 18,927thHighest Average Incomes: 19,409thMost Developed: 21,225thSmartest Citizens: 22,958th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Conservative: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 12th in the region

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