The People's Republic of United Angeer is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, pith helmet sales, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.636 billion United Angeerians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming United Angeerian economy, worth 345 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 131,202 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The only Maxxmas gift frontline troops receive from officers is a bullet with the enemy's name on it, United Angeerian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, it's not mass murder when the government does it, and retirement apartments house giggling grannies who delightedly watch blank TVs all day long. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Angeer's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Church of Sacc Mylk.

United Angeer is ranked 232,187^th in the world and 105^th in Social Technocratic Union for Most Primitive, scoring -320.47 on the Scary Big Number Scale.