The Federation of United Anarchist State Of Ukraine is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Moska Rodazevsky with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 1.715 billion Ukrainians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Underground City Of Rostov-On-Don. The average income tax rate is 62.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Ukrainian economy, worth 147 trillion Hryvnias a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,754 Hryvnias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs, war vets look after war animals, the nation is famous for bravely sending wave after wave of its soldiers until the enemy runs out of bullets, and the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Anarchist State Of Ukraine's national animal is the Horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is All.

United Anarchist State Of Ukraine is ranked 244,029^th in the world and 3^rd in Neues Machnowia for Most Primitive, scoring -105.79 on the Scary Big Number Scale.