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Rudest Citizens: 786th Most Influential: 984th Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,312th
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United American Regions

Population3.643 billion

CapitalWashington DC
LeaderPresident Elon Musk


The Federal Republic of United American Regions is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President Elon Musk with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, ban on automobiles, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 3.643 billion Americans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The average income tax rate is 82.8%.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth 667 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 183,253 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Board shorts have replaced board rooms, graffiti graces every city's streets, foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on American selfishness, and the most common psychiatric diagnosis is to 'stop whining and grow up'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United American Regions's national animal is the bantha, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

United American Regions is ranked 12,886th in the world and 107th in Europeia for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 5,478.4 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Rudest Citizens: 786thMost Influential: 984thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,312thTop
Best Weather: 2,185thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,207thSafest: 2,242ndMost Secular: 2,247thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,332ndHealthiest Citizens: 2,563rdMost Developed: 2,686thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,995thSmartest Citizens: 3,607thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,740thLargest Retail Industry: 4,023rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,043rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,089thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,127thNudest: 4,759thMost Inclusive: 5,019thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,175thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,716thMost Pacifist: 6,035thLargest Governments: 6,756thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,991stMost Rebellious Youth: 7,093rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,138thHighest Average Incomes: 7,278thLowest Crime Rates: 8,411thMost Efficient Economies: 8,609thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,920thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,667thNicest Citizens: 12,262ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,840thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,886thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,269th
Rudest Citizens: 9th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 15th in the regionMost Secular: 16th in the regionNudest: 25th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 33rd in the regionSafest: 36th in the regionBest Weather: 40th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 40th in the regionMost Developed: 43rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 44th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 47th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 47th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 50th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 53rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 57th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 63rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 74th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 75th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 76th in the regionMost Inclusive: 79th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 82nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 90th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 94th in the regionMost Influential: 96th in the regionLargest Governments: 97th in the regionMost Pacifist: 99th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in United American Regions, the most common psychiatric diagnosis is to 'stop whining and grow up'.
  • : Following new legislation in United American Regions, foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on American selfishness.
  • : Following new legislation in United American Regions, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • : Following new legislation in United American Regions, board shorts have replaced board rooms.
  • : United American Regions was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Clialaad.
  • : United American Regions was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in United American Regions, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks.
  • : Following new legislation in United American Regions, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • : Following new legislation in United American Regions, President Elon Musk can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees.
  • : Following new legislation in United American Regions, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million dollars of property damage.


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