Population | 9.097 billion |
Currency | bitcoin |
Animal | wolf |
The Republic of United Almastopentalarskyth is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 9.097 billion United Almastopentalarskythians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.0%.
The strong United Almastopentalarskythian economy, worth 583 trillion bitcoins a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,124 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.
The government's suggestions box is curiously empty these days, the internet has been placed under government control, foreign lack of enthusiasm for United Almastopentalarskythian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli, and executions often take hours as amateurs attempt to find veins. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Almastopentalarskyth's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
United Almastopentalarskyth is ranked 266,080th in the world and 66th in Keep of Darkness XL for Most Cultured, scoring 61 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : United Almastopentalarskyth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : United Almastopentalarskyth's influence in Keep of Darkness XL fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".
- : United Almastopentalarskyth's influence in Keep of Darkness XL fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Truckler".
- : United Almastopentalarskyth's influence in Keep of Darkness XL rose from "Zero" to "Duckspeaker".
- : United Almastopentalarskyth relocated from Suspicious to Keep of Darkness XL.
- : United Almastopentalarskyth's influence in Suspicious rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : United Almastopentalarskyth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : United Almastopentalarskyth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : United Almastopentalarskyth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : United Almastopentalarskyth's influence in Suspicious rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".