The Commonwealth of United Alex Hant is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 420 million United Alex Hantians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.4%.

The very strong United Alex Hantian economy, worth 27.5 trillion florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 65,566 florins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 216,613 per year while the poor average 14,842, a ratio of 14.6 to 1.

Stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings, every week is blindness awareness week, anyone with a tin cup can stop by the welfare office to have it filled with coins, and murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Alex Hant's national animal is the dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

United Alex Hant is ranked 113,134^th in the world and 4,042^nd in Lazarus for Most Primitive, scoring -22.36 on the Scary Big Number Scale.