The Matriarchy of Unitarian Universalism is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the Council of Supervisors with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 10.224 billion Unitarian Universalists are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Comity. The average income tax rate is 74.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Unitarian Universalist economy, worth 455 trillion Hugs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Gambling. Average income is 44,583 Hugs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny, write-in candidate 'The Council of Supervisors Sucks' is perennially popular, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, and anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unitarian Universalism's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Unitarian Universalism.

Unitarian Universalism is ranked 243,787^th in the world and 94^th in Gay for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -6 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.