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Uniserve

Population32.149 billion

CapitalProtiteria
LeaderLeader
FaithBrand Worship

Currencyunibuck
Animalorigami animal

The Incorporated States of Uniserve is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory vegetarianism, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 32.149 billion Uniserveans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Protiteria. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Uniservean economy, worth an astonishing 38,666 trillion unibucks a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 1,202,712 unibucks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,428,755 per year while the poor average 336,413, a ratio of 10.2 to 1.

Tours to see the 'wild men of the mountains' are popular with tourists from the big cities, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, and no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Uniserve's national animal is the origami animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Brand Worship.

Uniserve is ranked 73rd in the world and 1st in Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 66,619.79 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

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Rudest Citizens: 1,900thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,340thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,505thMost Influential: 5,324thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 12,047th
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, tours to see the 'wild men of the mountains' are popular with tourists from the big cities.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, everyone suspects that everyone else is a terrorist.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned origami animalball fields.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic.

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