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The Incorporated States of
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Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Incorporated States of Uniserve is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 27.427 billion Uniserveans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Protiteria. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Uniservean economy, worth an astonishing 31,809 trillion unibucks a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 1,159,790 unibucks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,302,588 per year while the poor average 219,905, a ratio of 19.6 to 1.

Police officers have been re-kitted with designer uniforms and gold plated handcuffs, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts, Uniserve Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere', and the nation's once beautiful countryside have turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Uniserve's national animal is the origami animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Brand Worship.

Uniserve is ranked 3rd in the world and 1st in Rejected Realms for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 38,273.09 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most Secular: 1stHighest Economic Output: 1stHighest Average Incomes: 1stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2ndLargest Mining Sector: 2ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rdLargest Retail Industry: 4thLargest Insurance Industry: 7thLargest Black Market: 8thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8thMost Corrupt Governments: 8thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20thMost Subsidized Industry: 22ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 28thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 29thMost Avoided: 29thMost Scientifically Advanced: 30thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 32ndLargest Governments: 37thLowest Crime Rates: 43rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 86thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 99thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 147thSmartest Citizens: 150thMost Advanced Public Transport: 206thHighest Poor Incomes: 390thLargest Publishing Industry: 449thMost Efficient Economies: 471stMost Stationary: 503rdFattest Citizens: 718thLargest Populations: 1,064thTop
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Most Conservative: 2,003rdMost Advanced Public Education: 2,326thMost Influential: 4,252ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,270thRudest Citizens: 8,175thMost Extreme: 8,258thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 11,708thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,292nd
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Uniserve was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, the nation's once beautiful countryside have turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, Uniserve Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, police officers have been re-kitted with designer uniforms and gold plated handcuffs.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, the sanitised and dull music festivals of Uniserve are famed for their reasonable volume levels.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, parents who refuse to vaccinate their children are given a short jail sentence.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping.

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