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Uniserve

Population35.44 billion

CapitalProtiteria
LeaderLeader
FaithBrand Worship

Currencyunibuck
Animalorigami animal

The Incorporated States of Uniserve is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 35.44 billion Uniserveans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Protiteria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Uniservean economy, worth an astonishing 39,676 trillion unibucks a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 1,119,549 unibucks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,806,034 per year while the poor average 116,967, a ratio of 49.6 to 1.

Not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence, citizens know not to ask what their country can do for them but what they can do as chained slaves for their country, women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job, and Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Uniserve's national animal is the origami animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Brand Worship.

Uniserve is ranked 1,579th in the world and 1st in Rejected Realms for Rudest Citizens, with 251.15 Insults Per Minute.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1stMost Secular: 1stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rdLargest Mining Sector: 4thLargest Insurance Industry: 4thHighest Average Incomes: 4thHighest Economic Output: 4thMost Corrupt Governments: 6thLargest Black Market: 9thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11thMost Avoided: 24thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 28thLowest Crime Rates: 28thLargest Retail Industry: 31stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 33rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 41stMost Subsidized Industry: 80thLargest Governments: 90thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 98thMost Efficient Economies: 134thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 164thFattest Citizens: 248thHighest Disposable Incomes: 336thMost Stationary: 368thSmartest Citizens: 417thMost Scientifically Advanced: 498thLargest Information Technology Sector: 572ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 636thLargest Publishing Industry: 771stLargest Populations: 895thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,013thRudest Citizens: 1,579thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,472ndMost Advanced Public Education: 3,633rdMost Influential: 6,229thMost Conservative: 6,605thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,342ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,701stLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,539thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17,111thMost Authoritarian: 17,969thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20,063rd
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Smartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6th in the regionMost Conservative: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Uniserve's influence in Rejected Realms fell from "Powerbroker" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job.
  • : Uniserve was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Uniserve was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, citizens know not to ask what their country can do for them but what they can do as chained slaves for their country.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, police nightsticks see use all day long.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, the health budget has been diverted into prolonging Leader's life.

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