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Uniserve

Population30.005 billion

CapitalProtiteria
LeaderLeader
FaithBrand Worship

Currencyunibuck
Animalorigami animal

The Incorporated States of Uniserve is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, vat-grown people, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 30.005 billion Uniserveans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Protiteria. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Uniservean economy, worth an astonishing 35,736 trillion unibucks a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 1,191,011 unibucks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,369,944 per year while the poor average 229,774, a ratio of 19.0 to 1.

The government spends twice as much reclaiming lost settlements from the sea as it could've on coastal defences, whole-wheat loaves are sold under the counter in brown paper bags, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, and the government is cracking down on subversive groups. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Uniserve's national animal is the origami animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Brand Worship.

Uniserve is ranked 191,206th in the world and 47th in Rejected Realms for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -100.6 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1stMost Secular: 1stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1stHighest Average Incomes: 1stHighest Economic Output: 1stLargest Mining Sector: 2ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2ndLargest Retail Industry: 5thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5thMost Corrupt Governments: 6thLargest Insurance Industry: 7thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12thLargest Black Market: 15thMost Subsidized Industry: 22ndLowest Crime Rates: 23rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 23rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 25thMost Avoided: 30thLargest Governments: 39thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 54thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 72ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 83rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 157thMost Advanced Public Transport: 216thMost Scientifically Advanced: 335thFattest Citizens: 335thSmartest Citizens: 364thMost Stationary: 437thLargest Publishing Industry: 449thMost Efficient Economies: 470thLargest Information Technology Sector: 470thHighest Poor Incomes: 479thLargest Populations: 996thRudest Citizens: 1,602ndTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 2,589thMost Conservative: 2,736thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,033rdMost Influential: 4,757thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,339thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17,227thMost Extreme: 19,015th
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, the government is cracking down on subversive groups.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, whole-wheat loaves are sold under the counter in brown paper bags.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, the government spends twice as much reclaiming lost settlements from the sea as it could've on coastal defences.
  • : Uniserve was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, large areas of Uniserve are not accessible by the public.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, Maths Professor Barbie is the most popular toy for boys and girls alike.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, no one is quite sure what many government officials look like.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, top-shelf magazines feature risqué centrefold spreads of ladies' wrists.

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