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Uniserve

Population34.861 billion

CapitalProtiteria
LeaderLeader
FaithBrand Worship

Currencyunibuck
Animalorigami animal

The Incorporated States of Uniserve is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, deadly medical pandemics, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 34.861 billion Uniserveans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Protiteria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Uniservean economy, worth an astonishing 39,002 trillion unibucks a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 1,118,809 unibucks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,847,529 per year while the poor average 115,035, a ratio of 50.8 to 1.

Politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets, not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence, citizens know not to ask what their country can do for them but what they can do as chained slaves for their country, and women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Uniserve's national animal is the origami animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Brand Worship.

Uniserve is ranked 61,016th in the world and 11th in Rejected Realms for Most Pro-Market, scoring 55.56 on the Rand Index.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1stMost Secular: 1stLargest Mining Sector: 3rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rdHighest Economic Output: 4thHighest Average Incomes: 4thMost Corrupt Governments: 5thLargest Insurance Industry: 5thLargest Black Market: 9thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21stMost Avoided: 23rdLargest Retail Industry: 24thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 26thLowest Crime Rates: 28thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 32ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 38thMost Subsidized Industry: 75thLargest Governments: 86thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 97thMost Efficient Economies: 125thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 153rdFattest Citizens: 247thHighest Disposable Incomes: 342ndMost Stationary: 374thSmartest Citizens: 394thMost Scientifically Advanced: 493rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 537thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 594thMost Valuable International Artwork: 747thLargest Publishing Industry: 755thLargest Populations: 899thRudest Citizens: 1,499thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,417thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,549thMost Conservative: 5,108thMost Influential: 6,081stHighest Poor Incomes: 6,836thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,769thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,732ndTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,492ndMost Authoritarian: 17,831stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,270th
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Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job.
  • : Uniserve was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Uniserve was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, citizens know not to ask what their country can do for them but what they can do as chained slaves for their country.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, police nightsticks see use all day long.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, the health budget has been diverted into prolonging Leader's life.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, adults hang around outside comic stores to ask kids to go and buy magazines for them.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, when you fly on Air Uniserve you win a seat or you die.

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