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Regional Influence
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
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Outlawed

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The Incorporated States of Uniserve is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, infamous sell-swords, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 28.329 billion Uniserveans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Protiteria. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Uniservean economy, worth an astonishing 33,142 trillion unibucks a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 1,169,921 unibucks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,119,353 per year while the poor average 240,580, a ratio of 17.1 to 1.

Invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, and science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Uniserve's national animal is the origami animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Brand Worship.

Uniserve is ranked 151,515th in the world and 19th in Rejected Realms for Most Devout, with 1.29 Prayers Per Hour.

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Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,961stMost Advanced Public Education: 2,074thRudest Citizens: 3,438thMost Influential: 4,226thMost Conservative: 4,678thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the region

National Happenings

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  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, religious people are committed to mental institutions for treatment.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, the nation has declared war on all passing comets.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, the nation's image rights are the strictest in the world.

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