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The Incorporated States of Uniserve is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 27.197 billion Uniserveans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Protiteria. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Uniservean economy, worth an astonishing 31,755 trillion unibucks a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 1,167,601 unibucks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,012,630 per year while the poor average 249,139, a ratio of 16.1 to 1.

Vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam, believers must practice religion behind church doors lest the government smite them with a mighty fine, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, and psychological disorders are a taboo subject. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Uniserve's national animal is the origami animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Brand Worship.

Uniserve is ranked 102,335th in the world and 13th in Rejected Realms for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring zero on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1stMost Secular: 1stHighest Average Incomes: 1stHighest Economic Output: 1stLargest Mining Sector: 2ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rdLargest Retail Industry: 3rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7thLargest Insurance Industry: 7thLargest Black Market: 7thMost Corrupt Governments: 8thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 19thMost Subsidized Industry: 22ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 29thMost Scientifically Advanced: 29thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 30thMost Avoided: 30thLargest Governments: 37thLowest Crime Rates: 45thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 76thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 109thMost Advanced Public Transport: 146thSmartest Citizens: 147thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 163rdHighest Poor Incomes: 208thLargest Publishing Industry: 450thMost Efficient Economies: 514thMost Stationary: 604thFattest Citizens: 880thMost Conservative: 910thLargest Populations: 1,071stTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 2,362ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,211thMost Influential: 4,223rdMost Authoritarian: 6,923rdMost Extreme: 7,717thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 11,787th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Uniserve was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, psychological disorders are a taboo subject.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, believers must practice religion behind church doors lest the government smite them with a mighty fine.
  • : Uniserve was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, prisons are crowded with possible terrorist suspects.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, unemployed taxi drivers ironically use self-driving cabs to reach employment offices.
  • : Uniserve was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.

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