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Largest Agricultural Sector: 278thSafest: 572ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,121st
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Union of Zion

Population12.189 billion

CapitalJerusalem
LeaderHarley Quinn

CurrencyHarleys
AnimalHyenna

The Kingdom of Union of Zion is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Harley Quinn with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, complete lack of prisons, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 12.189 billion Zionis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jerusalem. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Union of Zionian economy, worth a remarkable 2,901 trillion Harleys a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 238,076 Harleys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gun regulations are so strict even staple guns and hot glue guns are illegal, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties, and commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Union of Zion's national animal is the Hyenna, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Union of Zion is ranked 86,750th in the world and 259th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Authoritarian, with 725.44 milliStalins.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 278thSafest: 572ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,121stLowest Crime Rates: 1,161stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,254thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,611thMost Developed: 1,803rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,948thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,022ndTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2,303rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,878thSmartest Citizens: 3,194thLargest Governments: 3,347thBest Weather: 3,786thHighest Average Incomes: 3,866thMost Efficient Economies: 3,916thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,437thHighest Economic Output: 4,522ndMost Secular: 4,963rdRudest Citizens: 6,167thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,327thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,416thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,485thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,576thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,662ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,889thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,397thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,643rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,165thLargest Retail Industry: 9,631stTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 11,524thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,231stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,666thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18,863rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 19,678thLargest Populations: 20,844th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Developed: 14th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 15th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 20th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 21st in the regionBest Weather: 22nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 22nd in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 26th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 32nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 32nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 33rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 34th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 36th in the regionLargest Populations: 38th in the regionMost Secular: 38th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 41st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 42nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 45th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 45th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 45th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 50th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Union of Zion, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains.
  • : Following new legislation in Union of Zion, the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties.
  • : Following new legislation in Union of Zion, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers.
  • : Following new legislation in Union of Zion, gun regulations are so strict even staple guns and hot glue guns are illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Union of Zion, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Union of Zion, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams.
  • : Following new legislation in Union of Zion, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Union of Zion, all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police.
  • : Following new legislation in Union of Zion, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association.
  • : Following new legislation in Union of Zion, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies.

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