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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,023rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,682ndNicest Citizens: 1,763rd
The People's Republic of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Rule of the people
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Union of Socialist Irish Republics

Population4.078 billion

FaithState Atheism


The People's Republic of Union of Socialist Irish Republics is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cheerful population of 4.078 billion Irish enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Irish economy, worth 671 trillion Libras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 164,610 Libras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, and the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Union of Socialist Irish Republics's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Union of Socialist Irish Republics is ranked 255,788th in the world and 1,477th in 10000 Islands for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -20.28 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,023rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,682ndNicest Citizens: 1,763rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,917thMost Influential: 1,950thMost Inclusive: 2,272ndSafest: 2,299thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,461stTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,593rdMost Pacifist: 2,606thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,078thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,226thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,282ndHealthiest Citizens: 3,611thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,633rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,665thMost Developed: 3,791stHighest Food Quality: 3,914thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,047thLargest Governments: 4,167thBest Weather: 4,191stMost Advanced Public Education: 4,326thSmartest Citizens: 5,403rdHighest Poor Incomes: 5,437thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,737thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,801stMost Beautiful Environments: 6,156thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,448thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,619thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,020thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,351stLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,449thMost Efficient Economies: 10,242ndMost Subsidized Industry: 10,909thMost Secular: 11,563rdMost Cultured: 11,734thHighest Average Incomes: 12,182ndTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 13,228thMost Income Equality: 24,593rd
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 24th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 39th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 42nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 43rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 47th in the regionNicest Citizens: 47th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 50th in the regionSafest: 51st in the regionMost Inclusive: 52nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 64th in the regionMost Pacifist: 65th in the regionLargest Governments: 70th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 74th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 76th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 79th in the regionMost Developed: 82nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 83rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 85th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 85th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 90th in the regionBest Weather: 100th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 102nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 109th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 121st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 122nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 123rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 129th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 129th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 131st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 132nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 133rd in the regionMost Influential: 141st in the region

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