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Most Influential: 877thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,092ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,724th
The People's Republic of
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Union of Socialist Irish Republics

Population6.748 billion

FaithState Atheism


The People's Republic of Union of Socialist Irish Republics is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.748 billion Irish enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Irish economy, worth a remarkable 1,150 trillion Libras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 170,523 Libras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure, organ donation rates have hit a new low, and a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Union of Socialist Irish Republics's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Union of Socialist Irish Republics is ranked 14,509th in the world and 137th in 10000 Islands for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 7,632.62 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Most Influential: 877thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,092ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,724thNicest Citizens: 1,784thSafest: 1,973rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,987thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,276thMost Pacifist: 2,350thMost Inclusive: 2,360thLowest Crime Rates: 2,538thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,634thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,642ndTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 2,907thBest Weather: 3,069thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,172ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,180thHealthiest Citizens: 3,262ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,359thHighest Food Quality: 3,618thMost Developed: 3,677thLargest Governments: 3,758thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,979thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,455thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,549thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,564thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,725thSmartest Citizens: 5,192ndHighest Poor Incomes: 5,868thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,294thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,530thMost Cultured: 10,003rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,236thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,444thMost Efficient Economies: 11,513thMost Secular: 12,355thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,384thHighest Average Incomes: 13,712thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 14,509thHighest Economic Output: 22,766thMost Income Equality: 22,815th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 21st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 37th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 37th in the regionSafest: 38th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 38th in the regionNicest Citizens: 39th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 39th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 48th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 55th in the regionMost Inclusive: 56th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 59th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 61st in the regionBest Weather: 63rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 63rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 68th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 71st in the regionLargest Governments: 72nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 72nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 75th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 77th in the regionMost Developed: 83rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 84th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 84th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 87th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 88th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 89th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 94th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 95th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 100th in the region

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