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Most Inclusive: 3,448th Largest Black Market: 3,744th Highest Poor Incomes: 3,844th
The Socialist Paradise of
Left-Leaning College State
United we stand, divided we fall
Civil Rights
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Union of Socialist Alpine Republics

Population6.087 billion

Leaderthe Federal Council

Currencyalpine krone

The Socialist Paradise of Union of Socialist Alpine Republics is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Federal Council with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 6.087 billion Alpines enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ibrahimovicstadt. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Union of Socialist Alpine Republicsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,087 trillion alpine kroner a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 178,678 alpine kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, police reduce their paperwork by refusing to arrest anyone, and citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims. Crime is totally unknown. Union of Socialist Alpine Republics's national animal is the bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Margaretism.

Union of Socialist Alpine Republics is ranked 56,206th in the world and 4th in North Eurasia for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

Most Inclusive: 3,448thLargest Black Market: 3,744thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,844thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,911thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,462ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,978thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,118thHighest Drug Use: 6,411thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,909thMost Efficient Economies: 6,958thLargest Governments: 7,049thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,266thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,373rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,777thHighest Average Incomes: 7,888thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,924thNicest Citizens: 8,224thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,094thRudest Citizens: 9,252ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,563rdLargest Retail Industry: 9,690thMost Devout: 10,228thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,556thMost Cultured: 10,929thMost Developed: 11,486thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,093rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,723rdMost Corrupt Governments: 12,827thHighest Economic Output: 13,197thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,787thSmartest Citizens: 15,755thMost Influential: 15,800thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,861stMost Beautiful Environments: 15,964th

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