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Most Inclusive: 3,445th Largest Black Market: 3,747th Highest Poor Incomes: 3,840th
The Socialist Paradise of
Left-Leaning College State
United we stand, divided we fall
Civil Rights
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Union of Socialist Alpine Republics

Population6.087 billion

Leaderthe Federal Council

Currencyalpine krone

The Socialist Paradise of Union of Socialist Alpine Republics is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by the Federal Council with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 6.087 billion Alpines enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ibrahimovicstadt. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Union of Socialist Alpine Republicsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,087 trillion alpine kroner a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 178,678 alpine kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, police reduce their paperwork by refusing to arrest anyone, and citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims. Crime is totally unknown. Union of Socialist Alpine Republics's national animal is the bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Margaretism.

Union of Socialist Alpine Republics is ranked 56,134th in the world and 4th in North Eurasia for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

Most Inclusive: 3,445thLargest Black Market: 3,747thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,840thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,908thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,457thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,965thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,118thHighest Drug Use: 6,404thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,907thMost Efficient Economies: 6,957thLargest Governments: 7,045thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,258thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,365thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,770thHighest Average Incomes: 7,885thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,914thNicest Citizens: 8,211thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,058thRudest Citizens: 9,236thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,552ndLargest Retail Industry: 9,677thMost Devout: 10,218thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,555thMost Cultured: 10,923rdMost Developed: 11,480thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,083rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,716thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,812thHighest Economic Output: 13,195thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,777thSmartest Citizens: 15,744thMost Influential: 15,798thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,846thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,948th

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