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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,634thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,878thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,992nd
The Kingdom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
For the fatherkland
Emperor Yi Sun Shin IV
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Union of Rehands

Population4.109 billion

CapitalSeoul
LeaderEmperor Yi Sun Shin IV
FaithFatherland Loyalty and Honour

CurrencyCryptocurrency and Korllar
AnimalEagle

The Kingdom of Union of Rehands is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Yi Sun Shin IV with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, vat-grown people, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.109 billion Koreans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seoul. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.8%.

The frighteningly efficient lads economy, worth 739 trillion Cryptocurrency and Korllars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 180,077 Cryptocurrency and Korllars, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

Political activists are routinely executed, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Union of Rehands, and economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Union of Rehands's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Fatherland Loyalty and Honour.

Union of Rehands is ranked 4,342nd in the world and 2nd in Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 111.93 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,634thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,878thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,992ndTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,567thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,862ndMost Corrupt Governments: 4,059thLowest Crime Rates: 4,342ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,639thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,364thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,498thLargest Governments: 6,048thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,617thLargest Black Market: 6,934thHealthiest Citizens: 7,320thMost Developed: 7,622ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,870thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,230thHighest Average Incomes: 8,405thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 11,901stMost Efficient Economies: 12,730thSmartest Citizens: 12,889thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,719thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,066thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,815thBest Weather: 16,665thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,199thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,242ndMost Conservative: 19,916th
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Most Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Union of Rehands, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society.
  • : Following new legislation in Union of Rehands, shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Union of Rehands.
  • : Following new legislation in Union of Rehands, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'.
  • : Following new legislation in Union of Rehands, political activists are routinely executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Union of Rehands, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders.
  • : Following new legislation in Union of Rehands, builders across Union of Rehands are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
  • : Following new legislation in Union of Rehands, too many hyper-intelligent chefs can spoil the allegorical broth.
  • : Union of Rehands was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Union of Rehands, nudity is frowned upon.
  • : Following new legislation in Union of Rehands, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Union of Rehands at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list.

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