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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,398thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,667thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,682nd
The Parlamentary Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Por el poder del proletariado
President Grace Summer Austin Atkins
Influence
Dominator
Founder / Provisional President of the region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Union of Nobelia

Population6.384 billion

CapitalPueblos Nobelianos
LeaderPresident Grace Summer Austin Atkins

CurrencyE-Kings
AnimalHummingbird

The Parlamentary Republic of Union of Nobelia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Grace Summer Austin Atkins with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.384 billion Nobelianos are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pueblos Nobelianos. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Nobeliano economy, worth a remarkable 1,575 trillion E-Kings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 246,839 E-Kings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", the children of Union of Nobelia are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, and the Nobeliano Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Union of Nobelia's national animal is the Hummingbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Union of Nobelia is ranked 1,888th in the world and 1st in Union of Liberal Socialists for Smartest Citizens, with 185.98 quips per hour.

Top
1%
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,398thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,667thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,682ndMost Developed: 1,792ndMost Cultured: 1,824thHighest Food Quality: 1,861stSmartest Citizens: 1,888thMost Inclusive: 1,897thLargest Governments: 2,036thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,040thLowest Crime Rates: 2,088thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,291stLongest Average Lifespans: 2,345thMost Efficient Economies: 2,414thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,449thTop
5%
Healthiest Citizens: 2,763rdSafest: 3,086thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,166thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,314thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,356thMost Secular: 3,860thMost Patriotic: 4,010thHighest Average Incomes: 4,068thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,645thRudest Citizens: 4,866thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,056thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,164thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,316thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,656thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,803rdNicest Citizens: 6,939thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,047thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,217thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,297thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,543rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,732ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,042ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,311thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,455thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,460thHighest Economic Output: 12,582ndTop
10%
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,850thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18,837thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,082ndLargest Retail Industry: 20,107thMost Income Equality: 26,202nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Union of Nobelia, the Nobeliano Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Union of Nobelia, the children of Union of Nobelia are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
  • : Following new legislation in Union of Nobelia, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • : Following new legislation in Union of Nobelia, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused.
  • : Following new legislation in Union of Nobelia, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay.
  • : Following new legislation in Union of Nobelia, AI citizens are criticized for being robotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Union of Nobelia, visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage.
  • : Following new legislation in Union of Nobelia, every week is blindness awareness week.
  • : Following new legislation in Union of Nobelia, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
  • : Following new legislation in Union of Nobelia, the Farmer's Almanac is the most popular college textbook.

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