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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,360thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,644thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,672nd
The Parlamentary Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Por el poder del proletariado
President Grace Summer Austin Atkins
Influence
Dominator
Founder / Provisional President of the region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Union of Nobelia

Population6.384 billion

CapitalPueblos Nobelianos
LeaderPresident Grace Summer Austin Atkins

CurrencyE-Kings
AnimalHummingbird

The Parlamentary Republic of Union of Nobelia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Grace Summer Austin Atkins with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, digital currency, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.384 billion Nobelianos are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pueblos Nobelianos. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Nobeliano economy, worth a remarkable 1,581 trillion E-Kings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 247,705 E-Kings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, and construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Union of Nobelia's national animal is the Hummingbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Union of Nobelia is ranked 1,862nd in the world and 1st in Union of Liberal Socialists for Smartest Citizens, with 187.3 quips per hour.

Top
1%
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,360thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,644thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,672ndMost Developed: 1,791stMost Cultured: 1,822ndSmartest Citizens: 1,862ndHighest Food Quality: 1,881stMost Inclusive: 1,898thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,006thLargest Governments: 2,022ndLowest Crime Rates: 2,080thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,219thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,342ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,345thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,500thTop
5%
Healthiest Citizens: 2,763rdSafest: 3,119thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,207thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,315thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,335thMost Secular: 3,862ndMost Patriotic: 3,902ndHighest Average Incomes: 4,029thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,648thRudest Citizens: 4,850thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,125thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,172ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,268thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,768thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,873rdNicest Citizens: 6,943rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,118thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,307thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,358thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,681stMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,736thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,126thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,313thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,471stMost Beautiful Environments: 10,776thHighest Economic Output: 12,545thTop
10%
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,603rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19,245thLargest Retail Industry: 19,416thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,444thMost Income Equality: 26,222nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Union of Nobelia, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Union of Nobelia, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in Union of Nobelia, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet.
  • : Following new legislation in Union of Nobelia, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans.
  • : Following new legislation in Union of Nobelia, the attempt to control the weather has ended in environmental disaster.
  • : Following new legislation in Union of Nobelia, vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes.
  • : Following new legislation in Union of Nobelia, the Nobeliano Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Union of Nobelia, the children of Union of Nobelia are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
  • : Following new legislation in Union of Nobelia, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • : Following new legislation in Union of Nobelia, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused.

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