The Two Brotherly Nations of Union of Ifeanna-Rosarhardur is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.175 billion Ifeanners-Rosarhárðurians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Agāsþeína and Ljósannagárðr. The average income tax rate is 81.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Ifeanno-Rosarhárðurian economy, worth 22.0 trillion Rauþarmarkōs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 18,752 Rauþarmarkōs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated, and light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Union of Ifeanna-Rosarhardur's national animal is the gyrfalcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Union of Ifeanna-Rosarhardur is ranked 37,394^th in the world and 3^rd in Odessa Accords for Most Conservative, scoring 79.33 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.