The Republic of Union of Eurasian Socialst Republics is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The quiet, industrious population of 222 million Eurasians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 65.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Union of Eurasian Socialst Republicsian economy, worth 10.5 trillion People's Currencies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,505 People's Currencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The justice of Union of Eurasian Socialst Republics is considered superior to that of other nations, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery, children who write letters to Santa Claus end up in straitjackets, and weight loss clubs that guarantee losing a stone a month are talking about misplacing rocks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Union of Eurasian Socialst Republics's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Union of Eurasian Socialst Republics is ranked 170,487^th in the world and 714^th in Europe for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 577 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.