The Republic of Union Mass Media is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion and absence of drug laws. The democratic population of 957 million Union Mass Medians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 23.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Union Mass Median economy, worth 42.3 trillion cookies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,192 cookies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist, strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction, and Union Mass Media successfully hosted the The Social Liberal Union Olympics. Crime is almost non-existent. Union Mass Media's national animal is the dove.

Union Mass Media is ranked 92,115^th in the world and 58^th in The Social Liberal Union for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 1,543.47 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.