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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 498thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 710thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,050th
The Corporatotzka of
Corporate Police State
Glory to Corporatotzka.
Glorious CEO Moneybags
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Unified Democratic Europe

Population2.76 billion

CapitalMcCapital
LeaderGlorious CEO Moneybags
FaithWaluigism

Currencywaluigi hat
Animalwario

The Corporatotzka of Unified Democratic Europe is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Glorious CEO Moneybags with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, frequent executions, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.76 billion slave of Waluigis are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of McCapital. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Waluigian economy, worth 651 trillion waluigi hats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 236,028 waluigi hats, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,014,068 per year while the poor average 4,853, a ratio of 415 to 1.

Traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, teen gangs are encouraged to take drugs, and the best fashion comes straight to the high street from sweatshops all across the globe. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unified Democratic Europe's national animal is the wario, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Waluigism.

Unified Democratic Europe is ranked 235,140th in the world and 1st in Undemocratic Europe for Most Pacifist, with 3.1 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

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1%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 498thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 710thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,050thFattest Citizens: 1,067thMost Avoided: 1,327thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,474thMost Secular: 1,589thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,687thLargest Retail Industry: 1,940thMost Armed: 2,146thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,458thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,767thMost Efficient Economies: 3,022ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,275thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,333rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,604thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,807thNudest: 3,871stHighest Average Incomes: 4,028thLargest Mining Sector: 4,413thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,602ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,719thRudest Citizens: 5,000thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,391stLargest Black Market: 5,752ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,122ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,328thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,203rdMost Cultured: 9,194thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,666thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 13,672ndMost Conservative: 14,636thLargest Governments: 15,872ndSmartest Citizens: 17,746thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,159th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Unified Democratic Europe, the best fashion comes straight to the high street from sweatshops all across the globe.
  • : Following new legislation in Unified Democratic Europe, teen gangs are encouraged to take drugs.
  • : Following new legislation in Unified Democratic Europe, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare.
  • : Following new legislation in Unified Democratic Europe, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways.
  • : Following new legislation in Unified Democratic Europe, vacationing slave of Waluigis expect to be treated as royalty.
  • : Following new legislation in Unified Democratic Europe, cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death.
  • : Following new legislation in Unified Democratic Europe, a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Unified Democratic Europe, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.
  • : Following new legislation in Unified Democratic Europe, the stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from Glorious CEO Moneybags's rear echelons.
  • : Following new legislation in Unified Democratic Europe, Glorious CEO Moneybags's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards.

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