The Democratic Republic of Unified Democratic Europe is a very large, safe nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 181 million Unified Democratic Europeans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Welfare, although Education, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 9.5%.

The strong Unified Democratic European economy, worth 10.5 trillion €s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. Average income is 58,271 €s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears. Crime is relatively low. Unified Democratic Europe's national animal is the Beethoven xD, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Unified Democratic Europe is ranked 51,230^th in the world and 2,187^th in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 79.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.