The Minipax of Unified Democratic Europe is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Big Barlyy with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 8.994 billion Barlyyians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Airstrip Four. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Barlyyian economy, worth a remarkable 5,706 trillion embassies a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 634,467 embassies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,817,869 per year while the poor average 7,320, a ratio of 794 to 1.

Teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted, and lavish state dinners in Airstrip Four are the state's leading budgetary expenditure. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Unified Democratic Europe's national animal is the cruel angel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Unified Democratic Europe is ranked 606^th in the world and 10^th in the West Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 10,868.62 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.