The Corporatotzka of Unified Democratic Europe is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Glorious CEO Moneybags with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, frequent executions, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.76 billion slave of Waluigis are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of McCapital. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Waluigian economy, worth 651 trillion waluigi hats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 236,028 waluigi hats, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,014,068 per year while the poor average 4,853, a ratio of 415 to 1.

Traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, teen gangs are encouraged to take drugs, and the best fashion comes straight to the high street from sweatshops all across the globe. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unified Democratic Europe's national animal is the wario, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Waluigism.

Unified Democratic Europe is ranked 235,140^th in the world and 1^st in Undemocratic Europe for Most Pacifist, with 3.1 Cheeks Turned Per Day.