The Combined States of Unified Columbia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Scotch Bourbon with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.268 billion Columbians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Healthcare, with Education and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eagle City. The average income tax rate is 26.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Columbian economy, worth 230 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,953 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The Columbian Intelligence Agency has put 'Project Quantum Refrigerator' on hold indefinitely, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs, and tourists call Columbian beach towns "the fine coastline". Crime is relatively low. Unified Columbia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Unified Columbia is ranked 115,049^th in the world and 10^th in Citizens Alliance of Democracy for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,607.83 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.