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Fattest Citizens: 3,007th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,080th Nudest: 3,686th
The Confederacy of
Father Knows Best State
It takes money to make the world go round.
Böjidar Njörden
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Political Freedom
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Unified Capitalist Kingship

Population2.251 billion

LeaderBöjidar Njörden
FaithThe Church Of The Eternal Flame

CurrencyBig one
AnimalSnowy egret

The Confederacy of Unified Capitalist Kingship is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Böjidar Njörden with an iron fist, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, frequent executions, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.251 billion Unified Capitalist Kingshipians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Njörden. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Unified Capitalist Kingshipian economy, worth 297 trillion Big ones a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 132,069 Big ones, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

The fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, Böjidar Njörden's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, and Unified Capitalist Kingship is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unified Capitalist Kingship's national animal is the Snowy egret, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Church Of The Eternal Flame.

Unified Capitalist Kingship is ranked 4,673rd in the world and 10th in APSIA for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 121,768.18 Standard Monetary Units.

Fattest Citizens: 3,007thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,080thNudest: 3,686thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,761stHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,673rdLargest Retail Industry: 5,453rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,761stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,706thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 8,455thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,998thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,105thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 14,411thHighest Drug Use: 14,678thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,495thMost Avoided: 15,962ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16,009thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,078thMost Efficient Economies: 16,532nd
Nudest: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 9th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 10th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 1 » Panjal.

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