by Max Barry

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Fattest Citizens: 2,532nd Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,960th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,663rd
The Confederacy of
Father Knows Best State
It takes money to make the world go round.
Böjidar Njörden
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Unified Capitalist Kingship

Population3.166 billion

LeaderBöjidar Njörden
FaithThe Church Of The Eternal Flame

CurrencyBig one
AnimalSnowy egret

The Confederacy of Unified Capitalist Kingship is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Böjidar Njörden with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.166 billion Unified Capitalist Kingshipians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Njörden. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Unified Capitalist Kingshipian economy, worth 432 trillion Big ones a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 136,577 Big ones, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 392,146 per year while the poor average 37,824, a ratio of 10.4 to 1.

Students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters, conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors, and the nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Eckie-Ecola and shaped like an enormous soda bottle -- is being developed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unified Capitalist Kingship's national animal is the Snowy egret, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Church Of The Eternal Flame.

Unified Capitalist Kingship is ranked 161,338th in the world and 67th in APSIA for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 40.53 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Fattest Citizens: 2,532ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,960thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,663rdNudest: 3,907thLargest Retail Industry: 4,161stHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,425thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,869thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,252ndTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 8,567thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,787thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,979thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,076thHighest Drug Use: 12,636thLargest Black Market: 13,031stLargest Publishing Industry: 13,927thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,827thMost Efficient Economies: 16,029thHighest Average Incomes: 16,072ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,771stMost Influential: 17,009th
Nudest: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the region

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