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Fattest Citizens: 2,612thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,749thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,753rd
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Unified Capitalist Kingship

Population5.726 billion

LeaderChancellor Salman

CurrencyHong Kong Dollar
AnimalOmani Goat Man

The Yahel of Unified Capitalist Kingship is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Chancellor Salman with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, frequent executions, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.726 billion Yahelis are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Riyadh. The average income tax rate is 20.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Unified Capitalist Kingshipian economy, worth 882 trillion Hong Kong Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 154,139 Hong Kong Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Money can't buy love but mercy is entirely negotiable, the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea, politicians look weirdly alike, and hammer and sickle-wielding space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unified Capitalist Kingship's national animal is the Omani Goat Man, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Islam.

Unified Capitalist Kingship is ranked 185,447th in the world and 56th in APSIA for Most Politically Free, scoring 11.71 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Fattest Citizens: 2,612thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,749thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,753rdNudest: 4,291stHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,337thLargest Retail Industry: 4,517thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,593rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,737thLargest Black Market: 7,115thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,887thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,032ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,964thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 10,524thHighest Average Incomes: 12,625thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,732ndLargest Publishing Industry: 12,839thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,397thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,983rdMost Influential: 16,014thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,205thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,590thMost Efficient Economies: 17,312thMost Avoided: 18,232ndHighest Economic Output: 19,267thHighest Drug Use: 20,364thMost Authoritarian: 20,436th
Nudest: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the region

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