The Republic of Unidid Statates is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Ísak Rose with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.132 billion Unidid Statatesians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hiraveaux. The average income tax rate is 65.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Unidid Statatesian economy, worth 105 trillion auroes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 93,558 auroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", Unidid Statates has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, and Ísak Rose's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Unidid Statates's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Science.

Unidid Statates is ranked 13,260^th in the world and 25^th in The Union of Democratic States for Most Secular, with 86.7 Atheism Rate.