The Tired Eyes of Unibot III is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Eduard Heir with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 29.466 billion Unibotians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unibot Town. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Unibotian economy, worth a remarkable 2,188 trillion Heirlooms a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 74,269 Heirlooms, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery, and Eduard Heir is adamant that ponies aren't just for little girls. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unibot III's national animal is the Walrus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Defenderism.

Unibot III is ranked 117,295^th in the world and 1^st in Eastern Islands of Dharma for Most Patriotic, with 14.66 flags saluted per person per day.