The Eleven O Clock Shadow of Unibot III is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Eduard Heir with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 17.276 billion Unibotians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unibot Town. The average income tax rate is 76.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Unibotian economy, worth a remarkable 1,031 trillion Eduards a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 59,686 Eduards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Frightened witnesses and seriously ill jurors wear the same handcuffs as the defendant, stoned tourists don't tend to remember much about their holidays here, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss, and manufacturers are sued for almost anything not covered in their catalogue-sized manuals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unibot III's national animal is the Walrus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Defenderism.

Unibot III is ranked 30,663^rd in the world and 744^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Pacifist, with 113.06 Cheeks Turned Per Day.