The Western United Panda Empire of Uni Te D is a huge, genial nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 855 million Uni Te D pandas are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of West United Panda City. The average income tax rate is 76.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Uni Te D panda economy, worth 37.1 trillion Pandas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is 43,391 Pandas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation, charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial, you don't need a smoking gun to arrest someone for promoting guns, and Leader has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uni Te D's national animal is the Panda, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Uni Te D is ranked 137,504^th in the world and 5^th in Panda Land for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 564.66 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.