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Most Authoritarian: 6,801stMost Income Equality: 10,264thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,115th
The Western United Panda Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Uni Te D pandas
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Uni Te D

Population855 million

CapitalWest United Panda City

CurrencyPanda
AnimalPanda

The Western United Panda Empire of Uni Te D is a huge, genial nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 855 million Uni Te D pandas are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of West United Panda City. The average income tax rate is 76.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Uni Te D panda economy, worth 37.1 trillion Pandas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is 43,391 Pandas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation, charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial, you don't need a smoking gun to arrest someone for promoting guns, and Leader has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uni Te D's national animal is the Panda, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Uni Te D is ranked 137,504th in the world and 5th in Panda Land for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 564.66 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Most Authoritarian: 6,801stMost Income Equality: 10,264thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,115thSafest: 12,078thMost Pacifist: 13,281stTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 15,159thNicest Citizens: 15,541stMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,744thMost Conservative: 17,227thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,636thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,450thLargest Welfare Programs: 25,323rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 25,889th
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Most Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Uni Te D, Leader has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Uni Te D, you don't need a smoking gun to arrest someone for promoting guns.
  • : Following new legislation in Uni Te D, charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial.
  • : Following new legislation in Uni Te D, colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation.
  • : Following new legislation in Uni Te D, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes.
  • : Uni Te D was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Uni Te D, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Uni Te D, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded.
  • : Following new legislation in Uni Te D, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police.
  • : Following new legislation in Uni Te D, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags.

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