Population | 2.641 billion |
Capital | Hyarmentir |
Leader | Morgoth Black Hand |
Faith | Growing Shadow |
Currency | Flame of Udun |
Animal | Dark Fire |
The Servant of the Shadow of Ungoliant the Gloomweaver is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Morgoth Black Hand with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, avowedly heterosexual populace, and public floggings. The compassionate, devout population of 2.641 billion Ungoliant are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hyarmentir. The average income tax rate is 13.9%.
The Ungoliant economy, worth 107 trillion Flames of Udun a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,564 Flames of Udun, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.
No cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor, police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly, Growing Shadow now admits men and women into its clergy, and troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force. Ungoliant the Gloomweaver's national animal is the Dark Fire, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Growing Shadow.
Ungoliant the Gloomweaver is ranked 335,487th in the world and 28th in Valinor for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring zero on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Ungoliant the Gloomweaver, troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean.
- : Following new legislation in Ungoliant the Gloomweaver, Growing Shadow now admits men and women into its clergy.
- : Following new legislation in Ungoliant the Gloomweaver, police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly.
- : Following new legislation in Ungoliant the Gloomweaver, no cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor.
- : Following new legislation in Ungoliant the Gloomweaver, adulthood begins with the creation of an email account.
- : Following new legislation in Ungoliant the Gloomweaver, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned.
- : Following new legislation in Ungoliant the Gloomweaver, Maths Professor Barbie is the most popular toy for boys and girls alike.
- : Following new legislation in Ungoliant the Gloomweaver, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity.
- : Following new legislation in Ungoliant the Gloomweaver, people in Ungoliant the Gloomweaver can die peacefully knowing that all their debts are paid.
- : Following new legislation in Ungoliant the Gloomweaver, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan.