The Democratic States of Under My Blanket is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.406 billion Under My Blanketians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.4%.

The thriving Under My Blanketian economy, worth 80.0 trillion baht a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 56,902 baht, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 275,000 per year while the poor average 6,834, a ratio of 40.2 to 1.

Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans, and Leader's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Under My Blanket's national animal is the fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Under My Blanket is ranked 115,289^th in the world and 3^rd in Planet Eurth for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,347.24 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.