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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,825th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,649th Most Pacifist: 9,601st
The Queendom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
100% not cute
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Uncute

Population454 million

CapitalStrawberry

CurrencyDove
AnimalDragon

The Queendom of Uncute is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 454 million Uncuteans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strawberry. The average income tax rate is 52.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Uncutean economy, worth 24.3 trillion Doves a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,432 Doves, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of Leader's most personal functions, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil, and aeroplanes have been converted into housing units after all air travel was outlawed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uncute's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Uncute is ranked 99,872nd in the world and 4,018th in Osiris for Most Corrupt Governments, with 2.19 Kickbacks Per Hour.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,825thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,649thTop
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Most Pacifist: 9,601stMost Rebellious Youth: 11,173rdMost Devout: 14,644thSafest: 16,148th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 18th in the regionTop
10%
Most Influential: 356th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 356th in the regionMost Pacifist: 494th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Uncute was endorsed by The Floating Island of Hyperbolic Orbit.
  • : Uncute was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate and the Top 10% for Most Pacifist and Safest.
  • : Uncute lodged a message on the Osiris Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Uncute, aeroplanes have been converted into housing units after all air travel was outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in Uncute, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil.
  • : Following new legislation in Uncute, advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of Leader's most personal functions.
  • : Uncute was endorsed by The Holy Blue Zombie Empire of Odamire.
  • : Following new legislation in Uncute, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles.
  • : Uncute lodged a message on the Osiris Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Uncute, torture is illegal.

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