by Max Barry

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Most Secular: 225th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,648th Most Influential: 1,979th
The Dictatorship of
Democratic Socialists
The government is here to support the people
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population6.038 billion

CapitalUn Castavn City
FaithChurch of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

AnimalJapanese Spitz

The Dictatorship of Uncastania is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Minimuna with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 6.038 billion Uncastanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Un Castavn City. The average income tax rate is 66.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Uncastanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,024 trillion Sipians a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 169,630 Sipians, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, and people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Uncastania's national animal is the Japanese Spitz, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Uncastania is ranked 128,017th in the world and 6,284th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 49.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most Secular: 225thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,648thTop
Most Influential: 1,979thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,893rdHighest Poor Incomes: 4,073rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,153rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,484thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,365thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,607thMost Developed: 6,056thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,411thMost Efficient Economies: 6,493rdSmartest Citizens: 7,310thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,499thTop
Rudest Citizens: 8,763rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,203rdHighest Average Incomes: 9,273rdHighest Drug Use: 9,438thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,263rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,487thLeast Corrupt Governments: 12,030thLargest Retail Industry: 12,350thSafest: 13,578thHighest Economic Output: 13,729thLowest Crime Rates: 14,745thLargest Governments: 15,050thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,656thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,920th
Most Secular: 13th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 89th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 118th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 120th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 137th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 137th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 150th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 164th in the regionMost Influential: 165th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 170th in the regionMost Developed: 200th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 200th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 206th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 209th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 229th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 234th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 240th in the regionRudest Citizens: 242nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 260th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 315th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 340th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 354th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 360th in the regionLargest Populations: 370th in the regionLargest Governments: 376th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 397th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 444th in the regionNudest: 479th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 487th in the regionSafest: 507th in the regionMost Stationary: 522nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 524th in the regionMost Cultured: 600th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 610th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 665th in the regionMost Average: 749th in the region

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