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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,395thMost Patriotic: 3,044thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,851st
The Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Pride And Industry
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Ump6

Population6.879 billion

CurrencyDollar
AnimalBlack Widow

The Republic of Ump6 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.879 billion Ump6ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 60.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ump6ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,317 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 191,574 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, financial investors are noting a boom in artillery, rumor has it that the government was paid off by the mob to allow casinos to reopen, and the government invades its allies more than its enemies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ump6's national animal is the Black Widow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ump6 is ranked 110,826th in the world and 1,303rd in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 355.7393209378 days.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,395thTop
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Most Patriotic: 3,044thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,851stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,013thLargest Black Market: 5,099thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,594thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,953rdHighest Poor Incomes: 6,994thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,448thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,864thHighest Average Incomes: 11,572ndLowest Crime Rates: 13,302ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,663rdBest Weather: 13,979thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,850thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 16,536thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,369thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,363rdHighest Economic Output: 21,064thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,510thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22,964thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,209thLargest Welfare Programs: 23,713thMost Beautiful Environments: 24,111thLargest Mining Sector: 25,093rdMost Efficient Economies: 26,166thMost Advanced Public Education: 26,541stLargest Governments: 28,637thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 29,046th
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Most Patriotic: 102nd in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 155th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 303rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 361st in the regionLargest Black Market: 382nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 420th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 489th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 502nd in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 534th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 695th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 711th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 752nd in the regionBest Weather: 804th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 828th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 895th in the regionMost Influential: 986th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 989th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ump6, the government invades its allies more than its enemies.
  • : Following new legislation in Ump6, rumor has it that the government was paid off by the mob to allow casinos to reopen.
  • : Ump6 was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Ump6, financial investors are noting a boom in artillery.
  • : Following new legislation in Ump6, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
  • : Ump6 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Ump6, airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room.
  • : Following new legislation in Ump6, radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass.
  • : Following new legislation in Ump6, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Ump6, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli.

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