Population | 6.879 billion |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Black Widow |
The Republic of Ump6 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.879 billion Ump6ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 60.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Ump6ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,317 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 191,574 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, financial investors are noting a boom in artillery, rumor has it that the government was paid off by the mob to allow casinos to reopen, and the government invades its allies more than its enemies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ump6's national animal is the Black Widow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Ump6 is ranked 110,826th in the world and 1,303rd in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 355.7393209378 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Ump6, the government invades its allies more than its enemies.
- : Following new legislation in Ump6, rumor has it that the government was paid off by the mob to allow casinos to reopen.
- : Ump6 was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Following new legislation in Ump6, financial investors are noting a boom in artillery.
- : Following new legislation in Ump6, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
- : Ump6 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Ump6, airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room.
- : Following new legislation in Ump6, radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass.
- : Following new legislation in Ump6, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.
- : Following new legislation in Ump6, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli.