The Constitutional Monarchy of Ump185 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.779 billion Ump185ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Ump185ian economy, worth 801 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 167,672 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.
Newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else, burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside, livestock mutilations are on the rise, and business leaders commend the government for enacting an emissions reduction strategy that reduces no Ump185ian emissions at all. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ump185's national animal is the Scorpion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Ump185 is ranked 9,397th in the world and 613th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 102.21 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ump185 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Ump185, business leaders commend the government for enacting an emissions reduction strategy that reduces no Ump185ian emissions at all.
- : Ump185 was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Ump185, livestock mutilations are on the rise.
- : Following new legislation in Ump185, burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside.
- : Ump185 was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Ump185 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Ump185, newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else.
- : Following new legislation in Ump185, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
- : Following new legislation in Ump185, prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls.
