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Safest: 2,814th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,935th Most Pacifist: 3,162nd
The Technological Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Forward progress requires forward thinking.
Influence
Superpower
Media Department Lead
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Umojai

Population2.651 billion

CapitalAnton
LeaderPrime Minister Plane

Currencycredit
Animaldolphin

The Technological Republic of Umojai is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Plane with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.651 billion Umojans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anton. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Umojan economy, worth 330 trillion credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 124,625 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, and every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Umojai's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Umojai is ranked 162,603rd in the world and 2nd in Trans Temporal Terran Federation for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -238.73 on the Hayek Index.

Top
5%
Safest: 2,814thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,935thMost Pacifist: 3,162ndBest Weather: 3,358thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,737thNicest Citizens: 4,232ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,531stMost Beautiful Environments: 4,737thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,806thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,165thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,274thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,834thMost Developed: 6,044thMost Inclusive: 6,945thLowest Crime Rates: 7,030thMost Secular: 7,375thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,446thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,715thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,784thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,296thTop
10%
Largest Information Technology Sector: 8,777thHealthiest Citizens: 9,040thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,469thLargest Governments: 10,145thSmartest Citizens: 10,308thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,496thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,689thMost Efficient Economies: 14,572ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,960thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,102ndMost Income Equality: 15,289th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Umojai, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries.
  • : Following new legislation in Umojai, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.
  • : Following new legislation in Umojai, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.
  • : Following new legislation in Umojai, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Umojai, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Umojai, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients.
  • : Following new legislation in Umojai, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375.
  • : Following new legislation in Umojai, high school band practice is often crashed by technicolor-clad ravers.
  • : Following new legislation in Umojai, the aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by Umojans.
  • : Following new legislation in Umojai, large-girthed charity workers assign themselves healthy wages for their work with starving children.

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