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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,093rdMost Pacifist: 7,593rdSafest: 10,016th
The People's Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Umbria del Sud

Population4.678 billion

CapitalDamiograd
LeaderPresidente del Consiglio
FaithAteismo di Stato

CurrencyEuro
AnimalDragon

The People's Republic of Umbria del Sud is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Presidente del Consiglio with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.678 billion Umbria del Sudians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Damiograd. The average income tax rate is 70.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Umbria del Sudian economy, worth 206 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Information Technology, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,240 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists outnumber citizens two to one, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold, the native owl population is in permanent hibernation, and families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Umbria del Sud's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Ateismo di Stato.

Umbria del Sud is ranked 26,312th in the world and 33rd in European Union for Healthiest Citizens, with 8.85 bananas ingested per day.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,093rdMost Pacifist: 7,593rdSafest: 10,016thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,487thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 13,231stMost Inclusive: 16,186thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,474thMost Income Equality: 20,523rdBest Weather: 21,275thHighest Food Quality: 21,671stLargest Welfare Programs: 22,742ndLowest Crime Rates: 22,812thMost Rebellious Youth: 22,896thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24,065thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 25,079th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Umbria del Sud was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Umbria del Sud was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Umbria del Sud was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens and the Top 10% for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Umbria del Sud was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Umbria del Sud, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
  • : Following new legislation in Umbria del Sud, the native owl population is in permanent hibernation.
  • : Following new legislation in Umbria del Sud, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold.
  • : Following new legislation in Umbria del Sud, tourists outnumber citizens two to one.
  • : Following new legislation in Umbria del Sud, lumberjacks only use certified eco-friendly chainsaws.
  • : Following new legislation in Umbria del Sud, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.

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