The Allied Systems of Umbratellus is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by First Speaker Lepidus Tullia with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 6.993 billion Umbratellans are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The relatively small, moralistic, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Defense, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aurulium. The average income tax rate is 1.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Umbratellan economy, worth a remarkable 2,662 trillion energy credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 380,704 energy credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens can't decide whether to be proud or horrified by the country's colonial history, vaccinations are mandatory, nobody thinks that the Godfather was bettered by Part 2, and any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Umbratellus's national animal is the Old Patrian crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secular Materialism.

Umbratellus is ranked 329^th in the world and 2^nd in Astral Sea for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 374,994.1 Standard Monetary Units.