by Max Barry

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Nudest: 3,482nd Largest Black Market: 7,550th Most Ignorant Citizens: 14,234th
The Unrivalled Rocketry of
Father Knows Best State
The Squirrel is Mightier than the Sword!
Rocket K squirrel
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Ultimate Squirrel Army

Population9.34 billion

CapitalFort Squirrel
LeaderRocket K squirrel
FaithThe Church of the Cosmic Bunny

Animalhuman in that house over there

The Unrivalled Rocketry of Ultimate Squirrel Army is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Rocket K squirrel with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, compulsory vegetarianism, and suspicion of poets. The cynical population of 9.34 billion Squirrels are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Environment, Law & Order, and Spirituality are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Squirrel. The average income tax rate is 53.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Squirrellian economy, worth 435 trillion acorns a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 46,627 acorns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, every microwave and toaster is being disassembled and probed by inspectors, interviewees for teaching jobs are waterboarded to "reveal undesirable histories", and people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ultimate Squirrel Army's national animal is the human in that house over there, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of the Cosmic Bunny.

Ultimate Squirrel Army is ranked 92,020th in the world and 1st in Paradise Islands for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 987.64 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Nudest: 3,482ndLargest Black Market: 7,550thTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 14,234thMost Stationary: 16,333rd

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